Player Profiles
| Daniel Finch | |
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Date of birth: 20/08/1962. Nicknames: Finchy, Finch-Creatch, The Finch Position: Defender, Midfield. Skills: Drinking. Weaknesses: Drinking. Favourite Team: Man Utd. Favourite Footballer: Peter Beardsley. Pre-Match Meal: Gungardin. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Bearl Lamb. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Playing in the Arlington Cup Final. Favourite Music: Jazz. Favourite Films: Romance. Ideal Night Out: Bratton fleming pub crawl. |
| Robert Vogler | |
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Date of birth: 25/04/1978. Nicknames: Roger Wilkinson Position: Central Defender / Midfield. Skills: Tackling, Heading, Energy. Weaknesses: Patience. Favourite Team: Man Utd. Favourite Footballer: Roy Keane. Pre-Match Meal: Chicken and Beans. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Angelina Jolie, Kelly Brook, Jessica Simpson, Girls Aloud (not the ropey ginger one). Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Lifting the league & Arlington Cups 06/07 for Bratton. Favourite Music: Green Day, Oasis, Most Pop, RnB. Favourite Films: Jackass 1&2, Borat, Waterboy, Old School. Ideal Night Out: With Friends. |
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| Richard Milton | |
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Date of birth: 03/08/1986. Nicknames: Milky, Milkman, Mini. Position: Attacking Midfield / Forward. Skills: Pace, Strength. Weaknesses: Temper. Favourite Team: Liverpool. Favourite Footballer: Zola. Pre-Match Meal: Gungardin. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Cameron Diaz. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Playing in the Arlington Cup Final. Favourite Music: All types. Favourite Films: Comedy & Action. Ideal Night Out: Town with Sandra. |
| Colin Welch | |
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Date of birth: 08/07/1988. Nicknames: Welchy. Position: Right Midfield / Striker. Skills: Pace, Shooting, Skill. Weaknesses: Time Keeping, Fitness. Favourite Team: Man Utd. Favourite Footballer: Rich Milton. Pre-Match Meal: Bacon sarny. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Cheryl Tweedy. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Knocking Torrington out the Cup with two extra time Goals. Favourite Music: Hardcore Belgium Trance. Favourite Films: Starsky & Hutch, Wedding Crashers. Ideal Night Out: Not having to pay for drink. |
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| Richard Essery | |
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Date of birth: 25/02/1977. Nicknames: Est, Captain Slow. Position: Midfield. Skills: Passing, Not leaving the center circle. Weaknesses: Shooting, tackling, Running, Talking. Favourite Team: Liverpool. Favourite Footballer: Paul Gascoigne. Pre-Match Meal: Sandwiches. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Rachel Stevens, Sarah Harding. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Witnessing Neil Tweedie passing in the 18 yard area. Favourite Music: R&B, 70's POP, Westlife, Cliff Richards. Favourite Films: Romantic Comedys, Gangster Films. Ideal Night Out: Meal followed by a few beers. |
| Andrew Kellaway | |
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Date of birth: Nicknames: Crazy Legs, Kells. Position: Wing Back. Skills: Running. Weaknesses: Controling own feet. Favourite Team: Arsenal. Favourite Footballer: Pre-Match Meal: Fantasy Physiotherapist: - Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Favourite Music: Favourite Films: Ideal Night Out: |
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| Steven Kingdon | |
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Date of birth: 11/07/1991. Nicknames: Stevie K, Kinger. Position: Midfield Playmaker. Skills: Passing. Weaknesses: Tackling. Favourite Team: Newcastle Utd. Favourite Footballer: Alan Shearer. Pre-Match Meal: McDonalds. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Sandra. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Winning the cup last year. Favourite Music: Anything but classical. Favourite Films: Rush Hour. Ideal Night Out: Too young to go in town, so a bit of under age drinking in the park sounds good. |
| Mathew Partridge |
Date of birth: 16/09/1983. Nicknames: Pin Head, Big bird, Syd (from Ice Age). Position: Center Half / Left Back. Skills: Tackling, Heading, Passing. Weaknesses: Speed, Finishing, Fitness. Favourite Team: Man Utd. Favourite Footballer: Ronaldo. Pre-Match Meal: Pasty - Brew - Fags. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Bird off Pussy Cat Dolls or Louise from Hollyoaks. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Scoring 1st Pen against Exeter City in County Cup semi final. Favourite Music: R&B, Trance. Favourite Films: Friday, Lockstock, Football Factory, Snatch. Ideal Night Out: Free drinks and a good giggle! |
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| Jason Lewis | |
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Date of birth: 14/05/1971. Nicknames: Mr Motivator. Position: Centre Forward. Skills: Motivating, Shouting. Weaknesses: Italy (Italian Wine, Women, Food & Cars). Favourite Team: Ipswich Town FC. Favourite Footballer: Gary Lineker. Pre-Match Meal: Banana and Red Bull. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Charlies Angels. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Neil Tweedie Running 18 yards and passing me the ball to head the Arlington cup final winner 06/07, then he ran another 18 yards to jump on me! Favourite Music: S Club 7. Favourite Films: Breakfast at Tiffanys, Dr Dolittle, Mary Poppins, My Fair Lady. Ideal Night Out: See Weaknesses! |
| Darrell Spry | |
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Date of birth: 28/06/1982. Nicknames: D, D man, Jay (from Eastenders). Position: Goalkeeper. Skills: 1st class shot stopper. Weaknesses: Height. Favourite Team: Man Utd. Favourite Footballer: Roy Keane. Pre-Match Meal: Full english breakfast. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Kelly Brook, Kirsty Gallagher. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Wining the double with Bratton. Favourite Music: R&B, Hip Hop. Favourite Films: Anything starring Jenna Jaemeson. Ideal Night Out: Stringfellows. |
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| Joe Toop | |
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Date of birth: Nicknames: Toopy, Super Tooper Position: Central Midfield. Skills: Passing, Tackling, Heading, Shooting. Weaknesses: Ankle. Favourite Team: Chelsea. Favourite Footballer: Zola. Pre-Match Meal: . Fantasy Physiotherapist:Alex Ferguson. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Favourite Music: Favourite Films: Ideal Night Out: |
| Rob Scoines | |
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Date of birth: Nicknames: Weasel. Position: Wingback, Winger. Skills: Pace, skill. Weaknesses: Tackling, Heading. Favourite Team: Man Utd. Favourite Footballer: Cristiano Ronaldo. Pre-Match Meal: Fantasy Physiotherapist: - Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Favourite Music: Favourite Films: Ideal Night Out: |
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| Steve Zecchini | |
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Date of birth: 19/06/1983. Nicknames: Zeccers, Zeccernator. Position: Midfield Terrier. Skills: Energy, Tenacity. Weaknesses: Young Boys. Favourite Team: Juventus. Favourite Footballer: Roy Keane. Pre-Match Meal: Pasta. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Angelina Jolie. - Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Beating Exeter in Devon Cup semi whilst playing for town u17's. Favourite Music: Hip Hop, Soul. Favourite Films: Snatch, Friday. Ideal Night Out: Bit of Italian followed by Beers with the lads. |
| Martin Southcott | |
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Date of birth: Nicknames: Towzer. Position: Skills: Weaknesses: Favourite Team: Leicester City. Favourite Footballer: Pre-Match Meal: Fantasy Physiotherapist: - Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Favourite Music: Favourite Films: Ideal Night Out: |
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| Neil Tweedie | |
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Date of birth: Nicknames: Tweedes. Position: Skills: Weaknesses: Favourite Team: Tottenham Favourite Footballer: Pre-Match Meal: Fantasy Physiotherapist: - Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Favourite Music: Favourite Films: Ideal Night Out: |
| Kevin Baddick | |
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Date of birth: 11/08/1977. Nicknames: Kevchenko, Big Gay Kev. Position: Missionary, Bench Warmer. Skills: Disco Dancing. Weaknesses: Dribbling, Passing, Shooting, Heading. Favourite Team: Liverpool. Favourite Footballer: John Barnes. Pre-Match Meal: 2 red bulls. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Richard Essery. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Tim Nott's only goal, Bideford 2001. Favourite Music: Backstreet Boyz. Favourite Films: Cannonball run 2. Ideal Night Out: Cheesy Disco. |
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| Ryan Dale | |
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Date of birth: 13/11/1978. Nicknames: 50 pence head, Montgomary Burns. Position: Right Back / Right Wing. Skills: Getting ball out of hedges. Weaknesses: Shooting, Heading. Favourite Team: Leeds Utd. Favourite Footballer: Alan Shearer. Pre-Match Meal: Red Bull & 20 Marlborough lights. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Lucy Pindor. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: The ball going where i actually meant it to. Favourite Films: Saving private ryan. Ideal Night Out: With my army boys watching chip & dales!. |
| Pete Sutton | |
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Date of birth: 21/09/1979. Nicknames: Sooty, Terminator. Position: Defence. Skills: Heading, tackling. Weaknesses: Fancy footwork. Favourite Team: Spurs. Favourite Footballer: Sol Campbell. Pre-Match Meal: Noodles & Sweetcorn. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Kelly Brook. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Scoring against a German team in Holland and winning 1-0 (u16). Favourite Music: All sorts. Favourite Films: Commando, Snatch, Lock stock. Ideal Night Out: Spearmint Rhinos. |
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| Stuart Ward | |
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Date of birth: 30/09/1969. Nicknames: Stu, Sharky. Position: Right Back / Midfield, Left Back / Midfield. Skills: Aggressive Tackling, Nippy. Weaknesses: Old Age. Favourite Team: Hammers. Favourite Footballer: Bobby Moore. Pre-Match Meal: Sausage & Mash. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Cameron Diaz. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Getting sent off for punching Perry Groves (Arsenal, Colchester). Favourite Music: Foo Fighters. Favourite Films: Great Escape. Ideal Night Out: On the piss with Valentino Rossi. |
| Tim Nott | |
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Date of birth: 17/06/1967. Nicknames: Notty, Doris. Position: Anywhere i can get a game, mainly Defence. Skills: Smoking a Fag while in the Shower. Weaknesses: Carlsberg Extra Cold and Smoking. Favourite Team: 5 Times Euro Champs Liverpool. Favourite Footballer: Past - Steve Nicholl / Present - Steven Gerrard. Pre-Match Meal:Whatever I get time for. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Dame Edna Everidge. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Big Gay Kev's 1st Half Hatrick at Hartland, him going off Injured, then not playing for 3 months. Favourite Music: Pink Floyd, Queen, Green Day, The Village People. Favourite Films: Seven, Matrix, Pulp Fiction, Sound of Music. Ideal Night Out: Pipe, Slippers, Nice cup of Tea, and an early night. |
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| Jason Hammond | |
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Date of birth: 05/10/1974. Nicknames: H, Hammy, Jase. Position: Striker. Skills: Shooting, Pace. Weaknesses: Heading, Temper. Favourite Team: Liverpool. Favourite Footballer: Ian Rush. Pre-Match Meal: Pasta. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Sandra Bullock. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Winning the Double with Dolton 05/06. Favourite Music: Dance, R&B. Favourite Films: Die Hard. Ideal Night Out: Out with the lads on the beer. |
| Stuart Selley | |
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Date of birth: 03/10/1984. Nicknames: Sick Note, Saha. Position: Attacking midfielder. Skills: Getting Injured. Weaknesses: Fitness, Getting Injured. Favourite Team: Man Utd. Favourite Footballer: Eric 'the king' Cantona. Pre-Match Meal: Curry Pot Noodle. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Izzy from Neighbours. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Scoring 2 hat tricks in my 1st two games in the league. Favourite Music: Hip Hop. Favourite Films: God Father, Blow, Dumb & Dumber. Ideal Night Out: Me, bottle of Vodka and Izzy from neighbours chained up. |
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