Player Profiles
| Richard "Manager" Essery | |
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Date of birth: 25/02/1977. Nicknames: Est, Captain Slow. Position: Midfield. Skills: Passing, Not leaving the center circle. Weaknesses: Shooting, tackling, Running, Talking. Favourite Team: Liverpool. Favourite Footballer: Paul Gascoigne. Pre-Match Meal: Sandwiches. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Rachel Stevens, Sarah Harding. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Witnessing Neil Tweedie passing in the 18 yard area. Favourite Music: R&B, 70's POP, Westlife, Cliff Richards. Favourite Films: Romantic Comedys, Gangster Films. Ideal Night Out: Meal followed by a few beers. |
| Robert Vogler | |
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Date of birth: 25/04/1978. Nicknames: Roger Wilkinson Position: Central Defender / Midfield. Skills: Tackling, Heading, Energy. Weaknesses: Patience. Favourite Team: Man Utd. Favourite Footballer: Roy Keane. Pre-Match Meal: Chicken and Beans. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Angelina Jolie, Kelly Brook, Jessica Simpson, Girls Aloud (not the ropey ginger one). Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Lifting the league & Arlington Cups 06/07 for Bratton. Favourite Music: Green Day, Oasis, Most Pop, RnB. Favourite Films: Jackass 1&2, Borat, Waterboy, Old School. Ideal Night Out: With Friends. |
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| Danny Finch | |
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Date of birth: 20/08/1962. Nicknames: Finchy, Finch cretch Position: Defender, Center Midfield. Skills: Drinking. Weaknesses: Drinking Favourite Team: Man Utd. Favourite Footballer: Roberto Baggio. Pre-Match Meal: Cod . Fantasy Physiotherapist: Bearl Lamb. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Playing in the Arlington Cup Final. Favourite Music: Jazz. Favourite Films: Romance. Ideal Night Out: Bratton fleming pub crawl. |
| Colin Welch | |
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Date of birth: 08/07/1988. Nicknames: Welchy. Position: Right Midfield / Striker. Skills: Pace, Shooting, Skill. Weaknesses: Time Keeping, Fitness. Favourite Team: Man Utd. Favourite Footballer: Rich Milton. Pre-Match Meal: Bacon sarny. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Cheryl Tweedy. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Knocking Torrington out the Cup with two extra time Goals. Favourite Music: Hardcore Belgium Trance. Favourite Films: Starsky & Hutch, Wedding Crashers. Ideal Night Out: Not having to pay for drink. |
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| Richard Milton | |
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Date of birth: 03/08/1986. Nicknames: Milky, Milkman. Position: Attacking Midfield / Forward. Skills: Pace, Strength. Weaknesses: Temper. Favourite Team: Liverpool. Favourite Footballer: Zola. Pre-Match Meal: Gungardin. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Cameron Diaz. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Playing in the Arlington Cup Final. Favourite Music: All types. Favourite Films: Comedy & Action. Ideal Night Out: Town with Sandra. |
| Andrew Kellaway | |
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Date of birth: Nicknames: Crazy Legs, Kells. Position: Wing Back. Skills: Running. Weaknesses: Controling own feet. Favourite Team: Arsenal. Favourite Footballer: Pre-Match Meal: Fantasy Physiotherapist: - Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Favourite Music: Favourite Films: Ideal Night Out: |
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| Steven Kingdon | |
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Date of birth: 11/07/1991. Nicknames: Stevie K, Kinger. Position: Midfield Playmaker. Skills: Passing. Weaknesses: Tackling. Favourite Team: Newcastle Utd. Favourite Footballer: Alan Shearer. Pre-Match Meal: McDonalds. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Sandra. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Winning the cup last year. Favourite Music: Anything but classical. Favourite Films: Rush Hour. Ideal Night Out: Too young to go in town, so a bit of under age drinking in the park sounds good. |
| Mathew Partridge |
Date of birth: 16/09/1983. Nicknames: Pin Head, Big bird, Syd (from Ice Age). Position: Center Half / Left Back. Skills: Tackling, Heading, Passing. Weaknesses: Speed, Finishing, Fitness. Favourite Team: Man Utd. Favourite Footballer: Ronaldo. Pre-Match Meal: Pasty - Brew - Fags. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Bird off Pussy Cat Dolls or Louise from Hollyoaks. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Scoring 1st Pen against Exeter City in County Cup semi final. Favourite Music: R&B, Trance. Favourite Films: Friday, Lockstock, Football Factory, Snatch. Ideal Night Out: Free drinks and a good giggle! |
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| Jason Lewis | |
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Date of birth: 14/05/1971. Nicknames: Mr Motivator. Position: Centre Forward. Skills: Motivating, Shouting. Weaknesses: Italy (Italian Wine, Women, Food & Cars). Favourite Team: Ipswich Town FC. Favourite Footballer: Gary Lineker. Pre-Match Meal: Banana and Red Bull. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Charlies Angels. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Neil Tweedie Running 18 yards and passing me the ball to head the Arlington cup final winner 06/07, then he ran another 18 yards to jump on me! Favourite Music: S Club 7. Favourite Films: Breakfast at Tiffanys, Dr Dolittle, Mary Poppins, My Fair Lady. Ideal Night Out: See Weaknesses! |
| Darrell Spry | |
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Date of birth: 28/06/1982. Nicknames: D, D man, Jay (from Eastenders). Position: Goalkeeper. Skills: 1st class shot stopper. Weaknesses: Height. Favourite Team: Man Utd. Favourite Footballer: Roy Keane. Pre-Match Meal: Full english breakfast. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Kelly Brook, Kirsty Gallagher. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Wining the double with Bratton. Favourite Music: R&B, Hip Hop. Favourite Films: Anything starring Jenna Jaemeson. Ideal Night Out: Stringfellows. |
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| Joe Toop | |
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Date of birth: Nicknames: Toopy, Super Tooper Position: Central Midfield. Skills: Passing, Tackling, Heading, Shooting. Weaknesses: Ankle. Favourite Team: Man Utd. Favourite Footballer: Ronaldo. Pre-Match Meal:Pickled sheep testicles . Fantasy Physiotherapist:Alex Ferguson. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Favourite Music:S club 7 & Juniors Favourite Films:Mary Poppins Ideal Night Out:Disco at the YMCA |
| Rob Scoines | |
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Date of birth: Nicknames: Weasel. Position: Wingback, Winger. Skills: Pace, skill. Weaknesses: Tackling, Heading. Favourite Team: Man Utd. Favourite Footballer: Cristiano Ronaldo. Pre-Match Meal: Fantasy Physiotherapist: - Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Favourite Music: Favourite Films: Ideal Night Out: |
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| Steve Zecchini | |
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Date of birth: 19/06/1983. Nicknames: Zeccers, Zeccernator. Position: Midfield Terrier. Skills: Energy, Tenacity. Weaknesses: Young Boys. Favourite Team: Juventus. Favourite Footballer: Roy Keane. Pre-Match Meal: Pasta. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Angelina Jolie. - Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Beating Exeter in Devon Cup semi whilst playing for town u17's. Favourite Music: Hip Hop, Soul. Favourite Films: Snatch, Friday. Ideal Night Out: Bit of Italian followed by Beers with the lads. |
| Nick Muge | |
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Date of birth: . Nicknames: Quinny, Tomasz Kuszczak. Position: Midfield. Skills: . Weaknesses: . Favourite Team: Chelsea . Favourite Footballer: . Pre-Match Meal: . Fantasy Physiotherapist: . Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Favourite Music: . Favourite Films: . Ideal Night Out: . |
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| Neil Tweedie | |
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Date of birth: Nicknames: Tweedes. Position: Skills: Weaknesses: Favourite Team: Tottenham Favourite Footballer: Pre-Match Meal: Fantasy Physiotherapist: - Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Favourite Music: Favourite Films: Ideal Night Out: |
| Kevin Baddick | |
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Date of birth: 11/08/1977. Nicknames: Kevchenko, Big Gay Kev. Position: Missionary, Bench Warmer. Skills: Disco Dancing. Weaknesses: Dribbling, Passing, Shooting, Heading. Favourite Team: Liverpool. Favourite Footballer: John Barnes. Pre-Match Meal: 2 red bulls. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Richard Essery. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Tim Nott's only goal, Bideford 2001. Favourite Music: Backstreet Boyz. Favourite Films: Cannonball run 2. Ideal Night Out: Cheesy Disco. |
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| Ryan Dale | |
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Date of birth: 13/11/1978. Nicknames: 50 pence head, Montgomary Burns. Position: Right Back / Right Wing. Skills: Getting ball out of hedges. Weaknesses: Shooting, Heading. Favourite Team: Leeds Utd. Favourite Footballer: Alan Shearer. Pre-Match Meal: Red Bull & 20 Marlborough lights. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Lucy Pindor. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: The ball going where i actually meant it to. Favourite Films: Saving private ryan. Ideal Night Out: With my army boys watching chip & dales!. |
| Tim Nott | |
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Date of birth: 17/06/1967. Nicknames: Notty, Doris. Position: Anywhere i can get a game, mainly Defence. Skills: Smoking a Fag while in the Shower. Weaknesses: Carlsberg Extra Cold and Smoking. Favourite Team: 5 Times Euro Champs Liverpool. Favourite Footballer: Past - Steve Nicholl / Present - Steven Gerrard. Pre-Match Meal:Whatever I get time for. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Dame Edna Everidge. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Big Gay Kev's 1st Half Hatrick at Hartland, him going off Injured, then not playing for 3 months. Favourite Music: Pink Floyd, Queen, Green Day, The Village People. Favourite Films: Seven, Matrix, Pulp Fiction, Sound of Music. Ideal Night Out: Pipe, Slippers, Nice cup of Tea, and an early night. |
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| Jason Hammond | |
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Date of birth: 05/10/1974. Nicknames: H, Hammy, Jase. Position: Striker. Skills: Shooting, Pace. Weaknesses: Heading, Temper. Favourite Team: Liverpool. Favourite Footballer: Ian Rush. Pre-Match Meal: Pasta. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Sandra Bullock. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Winning the Double with Dolton 05/06. Favourite Music: Dance, R&B. Favourite Films: Die Hard. Ideal Night Out: Out with the lads on the beer. |
| Stuart Selley | |
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Date of birth: 03/10/1984. Nicknames: Sick Note, Saha. Position: Attacking midfielder. Skills: Getting Injured. Weaknesses: Fitness, Getting Injured. Favourite Team: Man Utd. Favourite Footballer: Eric 'the king' Cantona. Pre-Match Meal: Curry Pot Noodle. Fantasy Physiotherapist: "The missus". Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Scoring 2 hat tricks in my 1st two games in the league. Favourite Music: Hip Hop. Favourite Films: God Father, Blow, Dumb & Dumber. Ideal Night Out: With the lads. |
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| Adam Payne |
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Date of birth: 20/08/1962. Nicknames: What a PAYNE! Position: Fly Half. Skills: Height. Weaknesses: .... Favourite Team: Man Utd. Favourite Footballer: Nial Quinn. Pre-Match Meal: Chicken pie. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Bearl Lamb. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Playing in the Arlington Cup Final. Favourite Music: Jazz. Favourite Films: Romance. Ideal Night Out: Bratton fleming pub crawl. |
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| George Lane | |
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Date of birth: 19/02/1987. Nicknames: Laner, Adidas boy. Position: Left Back, Left Midfield. Skills: Keeping socks clean, Pace. Weaknesses: Fitness. Favourite Team: Liverpool. Favourite Footballer: Torres. Pre-Match Meal: Cheese Burger. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Cheryl Tweedy / Jennifer Elison. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Favourite Music: Rock, Pop, Cheese. Favourite Films: Rocky, Turtles. Ideal Night Out: Free Drinks and Hot Girls. |
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| Joe Gillard | |
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Date of birth: 21/10/1987. Nicknames: Gilly . Position: Striker. Skills: Everything (except heading). Weaknesses: Heading. Favourite Team: Man Utd. Favourite Footballer: Eric Cantona. Pre-Match Meal: Anything filling. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Rihanna. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Missing an open goal from 3 yards. Favourite Music: Anything with a fast beat. Favourite Films: Ice Age, Superbad Ideal Night Out: Being the only male in a 300 capacity club filled with hot women all wanting my attention. |
| Stuart Cameron | |
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Date of birth: . Nicknames: Scam, Camo jnr. Position: Anywhere . Skills: . Weaknesses: . Favourite Team: Liverpool. Favourite Footballer: . Pre-Match Meal: . Fantasy Physiotherapist: . Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Favourite Music: . Favourite Films: . Ideal Night Out: . |
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| Jamie Cameron | |
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Date of birth: . Nicknames: Camo, Jamo. Position: Full Back . Skills: . Weaknesses: . Favourite Team: Man Utd. Favourite Footballer: . Pre-Match Meal: . Fantasy Physiotherapist: . Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Favourite Music: . Favourite Films: . Ideal Night Out: . |
| Darren Vaughan | |
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Date of birth: 17/07/1985. Nicknames: Vaughany, Porno. Position: Striker, Wing-man. Skills: Finishing, Crossing, Shooting, Passing, Tying own shoe laces. Weaknesses: Heading. Favourite Team: Man Utd, Wolves. Favourite Footballer: Eric Cantona . Pre-Match Meal: Full english at Tesco's. £4.99...Bragain!. Fantasy Physiotherapist: Megan Fox. Most Memorable Moment On The Pitch: Scoring for Wolves against Bury. Favourite Music: R'n' B. Favourite Films: Rocky, Blood Sport, Rambo, Bambi. Ideal Night Out: With the lads, a couple of Jammy Dodgers, on the dance floor, kebab and chips, home with the wag. |
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